Ya’ll aint got shit on this motherfucking beast right here!!!! Get rekt m8!!!! Fucking Talonflame bout clean house!!!!! Priority Brave Bird!!!!!
Competitive Pokemon be like
When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual
Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed
Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.
Mmm object impermanency
Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.
This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone tell me I can’t.
this is it
Just a friendly reminder that using a toilet is highly disgusting and offensive to toiletkin as well as cultural appropriation unless you are toiletkin so please stop.
This is it. This is Tumblr in a nutshell.
tumblr in a nutshell is people looking at obvious troll blogs and pretending to believe them to validate their internalized transphobia and otherkin hate
Nintendo just announced Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire 2ds’ together with the new transparent 2ds’ coming in November around the releases of Oras
he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue
I usually make fun of the people that say they watch videos tons of times, but I’ve actually watched this 15 times now and I’m not done yet…
I got pulled over like 20 feet from my apartment and now have a $50 ticket. This is bullshit.
Oh, a-fucking-pparently I can’t pay this goddamn ticket with cash… Like, I don’t know what the fuck else I’m supposed to pay with. I ain’t got checks…
this should have been nominated for best picture
"Honey, I’m leaving you for Poussey”
I think the reason why the phrase “I’m not like most girls” annoys me so much is because women have been conditioned to feel like they have to disassociate themselves from the female gender to be recognised as an interesting human being and if that isn’t fucked up then I don’t know what is
Scooby Scooby Do-We’ve Got Some Work To Do Now..
I’m not even a big Scooby Doo fan but this is damn cool!
how are you not a scooby doo fan???
^^ How is that